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PastPoop8/17/2003-Fleas are funI'm a fairly busy person. The neighbor's house could be on fire and I could care less as long as I had programming/mathmatical forumulas/laundry that I had to do. This can lead to some issues, mainly of neglect.My dog has been very agitated as of late. I figured he was getting a heat rash from all the hot moist weather that goes on down here. I brushed it off as something that I can do nothing about and continued on my course of steady social degredation and depleation of Vitamin D. All was going fine till the past couple of days when my dog started writhing around on his back, shoving his head into the carpet, and all together whining while scratching himself retarded. Then I figured something was wrong, and that something was fleas. 
Well, isn't this just pleasent Because I have such a strong faith in mankind in general, I figured this was the work of the nieghbor's kids. Those fuckers threw cheese on my back porch, I wouldn't put it past them that they threw fleas on my dog. They probably got them from their own bodies, because children are filthy creatures. Next time one of those little bastards rides his scooter down the sidewald while I'm watching soft porn on Skinamax, I swear that I'll pull him off of it and beat him with it. I won't stop till I hear the wet thump of hardend aluminum across broken flesh. Since I couldn't vent my violent wishings upon those kids for fear of jailtime, I had to settle for giving my dog a flea bath. 
This poor dog has scratched himself into another species That was fun. My bathtub was filled with hundreds of dead fleas. I felt like I witnessed some kind of parasite holocaust. And they were in my bathtub. Damnit. All in all I spend around $50 getting all the flea shit one needs to prevent this from happening again. Which will be three days from now. I think I'll ask the complex managers if they will fumigate for children, since they are the carriers of this infestation. Kinda like the rats that brought the black plague to the homes of so many fun loving surfs in europe. But that was before we had TV. 
Fun Fact: A dog's spit turns to peepee when it is infested with fleas Let this just be another lession on why one should never have children. -BarnyardMessiah |
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